By Karen White
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. 2 Corinthians 5:17
In need of a makeover? I would like to invite you to a unique SPA (SALVATION PLAN for All). This SPA was designed with you in mind. The membership grows by the minute but the management encourages a family atmosphere. The SPA has been in existence since the beginning of time and its methods have remained consistent. The CEO is very knowledgeable about the human body and its needs. His goals are to increase membership and equip each member with the power to become Christ- like. Here are a few benefits:
1. Membership is FREE, the management has covered all fees
2. Lifetime membership is guaranteed
3. Accessibility to management is 24/7, world-wide
4. Eternal rewards system is heavenly
5. Makeovers are custom designed for individuals
6. Members are provided with an internal support system
SPA Rating: 5 plus stars
Testimonials: My skin was covered in sores but the management at SPA cleared my skin in mere seconds-Leper
I have seen the management perform miracles- John
Everyone who seeks membership is accepted regardless of gender, age, race, physical, mental, or behavior attributes.
For more information regarding our SPA contact BIBLE, a local pastor, or a Christian website.