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by Julie Michaelson
09/08/13
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What the cutting locust
left,
the swarming locust
has eaten.
[Joel 1:4]
****************************
"Why,
LORD?"

"Because,
My precious."

"What do You MEAN?"

"You must learn to listen,
My precious."
[PAUSE.]
"Because...
you live in a very warm climate."

"SO?
Big...DEAL!
You could'a PROTECTED me!"

"I did,
My precious."

"HOW?
A FIRE ANT bites my LEG...
and then skitters....well,
UPWARDS....
and crawls into my....eh,
BELLY BUTTON...
and bites me 3 TIMES?"

[SILENCE.]

"You didn't have to make that
DOCTOR in the ER so damn YOUNG,
and GORGEOUS, LORD! I was
so EMBARRASSED!*"

[NOD.]

"Not to MENTION all the
ANTIBIOTICS, and what they're
doin' to my STOMACH!"

[SOLEMN, SYMPATHETIC NOD.]

"So....
HOW could You say that
You PROTECTED....me,
LORD?"

[LONG, MEANINGFUL PAUSE.]
"Because,
My beloved."
[PAUSE.]
"It could have
been
worse."
***********************
What the swarming locust left,
the hopping locust
has eaten.
And
what the hopping locust left,
the destroying locust
has eaten.
[Joel 1:4]

Copyright 2013.

_____________________________
*Never pour four bottles
of Calamine Lotion into
your belly button: it doesn't
dry.....and, the scab turns
black, and has to be yanked off.
(Ouch.)

If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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