the Lord God
It is not good
that the man
"Is what sinful,
You should spend more time
down here. It's not the world
that You lived in a long time ago."
"I spend All My Time
I AM Time."
"I'm not talking about clocks,
LORD! This is about a mature WOMAN...
who wants to be SAFE...
but is HUMAN...,
and has NEEDS...,
"I AM not a clock,
I see everything,
My beloved: the good,
and the bad."
"Then You see
how men treat WOMEN...?"
"Nobody's ever called me
precious down here, Lord:
mostly they treat you like
something that needs to be
tossed into the recyle-bin."
[An angel has just appeared on the doorway
of the Throne Room; he just flew in from
Earth, from the Southern-West-Quadrant,
and is covered in mosquito and fire-ant bites.
The LORD commands the angel, whose name is
Kirk, to immediately go over to the First Aid Station
and have Angel Raphael, the Healing Angel, to
attend him. Kirk, who had changed his name from
Dirk, during the 1960's, when he had become a loyal fan of
'Star Trek' (with Soverign Permission, of course), asks
if he can first go get his dvd of 'Star Trek: TNG' and a
bottle of soda, and a bag of pretzels, from his
cloud-bunk, so he can watch his show and munch,
while Angel Raphael is attending
to all his fire-ant and mosquito bites.
The LORD sighs,
and patiently nods.]
"So......I'm askin' You
what's Your Opinion on
I know that everything
is a big SIN...with You!"
I AM more concerned
about your recycle-bin."
It gets picked-up....every WEEK!"
But, the question is...
do you know
the sound of
the LORD God
the garden in
of the day,
If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW
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