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Does your cat have royal blood?
by Julie Michaelson
07/10/13
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Blessing,
and honour,
and glory,
and power,
be unto
Him
that sitteth
upon the throne,
and
unto the
Lamb
forever
and ever.
[Revelation 5:13]
*******************
"LORD?"

"Yes,
My child."

"Do MY cats* come from.....DYNASTY?"

SILENCE.

"I don't mean that TV show about
the Ducks, or that classier one with
John Forsythe,
but Ya know:
I mean.....REAL DYNASTY."

SILENCE.

"You know: like from one of
those Egyptian cats from the
PHARAOHS, or somethin'."

LONG PAUSE.

"Yeah;
maybe one 'a them was brought
to Europe, like contraband,
and their great-great-great-grandkitten
ended up on Columbus' ship, and
then HIS great-great-great-grandkitten
ended up in PHILADELPHIA,
or somethin'."

CHUCKLE.

"Ya know:
somethin' like THAT."

SIGH.

"I was reading this article
about the Royal Family
in Japan,
on my cell phone."

SILENCE.

"Heck.
Those folks are like.....real SNOOTS."

"Don't be an ugly American,
precious."

"Well........I'm NOT real GOOD lookin',
and I AM an AMERICAN!"

SIGH.

"Anyway.......like, they don't even
let anybody take PICTURES of them,
without their.....PERMISSION! Like......they're not even HUMAN!"

PATIENT SILENCE.

"Like......they don't even have to go to
the BATHROOM, or ever get a MOSQUITO bite**!"

"They do not live in the Southern
United States,
Mein kinder'lah."

"They don't have MOSQUITOS.....
in JAPAN?
Whatever.
STILL!
I'm glad I live in AMERICA!"

"I understand,
Mein kinder."

"I'm glad I'm an AMERICAN!
I come from PEASANT BLOOD!
And, I'm damn PROUD of it!"

"Oy vey z'mir."

"You BET!"

PATIENT SIGH.

"We don't BOW n' SCRAPE
to NOBODY!"

"Yes,
My kinder."

"The thing is, LORD,
if all these COMMONERS bow
and scrape to THEM.....
then who do THEY bow....to?"

[LONG PAUSE.]

"Me,
child.
They
will
bow.......
to
Me."
***************
For
He is
Lord of
lords,
and
King
of
kings.
[Revelation 17:14]

*All of the author's cats were
rescued strays. They are all royal.
** The author, at present, has
numerous South Texan mosquito
bites. They are driving her crazy.

Copyright 2013.

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