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Ode to a Toad
by Linda Germain 
02/13/13
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Oh please, oh please
On bended knee
Off of my feet
He swept me

I was his love
His turtle dove
But why has he
Not KEPT ME?

To think, dear Sir
How you did purr
Those nothings sweet
And charming

You pitched your woo
I fell for you
Then bells began
Alarming

You changed your mind
Which seemed unkind
But now I see
God's leading

He heard my cry
And told me why
This garden
Needed weeding

A Lancelot
Dear Sir, you're not
Nor I
Damsel Distressing

God stayed my hand
From golden band
A thing which
Is a blessing

That vows of Love
Go hand in glove
A premise
We're assuming

To be a Catch
For your un-match
Is not good bride
And grooming

I know out there's
A guy who cares,
And wants his
Other halfing

To him I'll seem
His perfect dream
A Proverbs woman,
...laughing!

So, be wise, you guys,
Before those sighs
To girls you may
Be dumping

It might be smart
Upon your part
To PRAY
Before you're jumping

Don't Promise June
Or honeymoon
If she is not
For Keeping

Just leave her there
Don't be a pair,
Please LOOK
Before you're leaping!

No Valentine
To claim as mine
Just makes my head
So groggy

But staying home
To write a po'm
Beats courtin’ by
Some froggy

:0)

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Lucian Thompson 14 Feb 2013
Ribbet...He's out there and would be blessed in deed to ever hold your hand. Much love dear precious lady




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