Ladies and gentlemen welcome onboard Flight 2 0 1 3 leading to destiny. The captain of this flight will be you, please feel free to select the flight path of your choice and carry whatever tools you feel necessary for the success of this journey. Underneath your front seat there is a parachute for each passenger, this will give you the option to bailout when something goes wrong mid air or when you no longer want to proceed with the flight.
Flight 2 0 1 3 is equipped with everything that is deemed necessary for the journey but like I said earlier you can still bring forth extra tools and equipment. Bear in mind that once set-off the rules of the air apply. Some of you may have stomach upsets but just hold on. We anticipate torrential storms and this will give us a bumpy ride; harsh weather is inevitable ladies and gentlemen but we are going to strap up on our seats and ride on until we reach destination Destiny. There is an in-flight magazine manual in the cargo holder in front, just next to the cup holder; it is called the Holy Bible. Read it as a magazine and it will kick out your boredom. Read it as a manual and it will tell you the next course to steer, and what to do when you meet such unbecoming weather.
It is assumed that you know where you are going and what you want. The kitchen is self service and you may eat what you want at the quantity of your choice. In the mean time sit back and relax as we wait to taxi to the holding point for takeoff. Have a pleasurable and memorable flight.
Author: Wilani William Bashaki
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