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The United Workers of Compromise
by Ron Horn
02/24/12
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Today we are gathered here together
to give last respects .....RIP#$&*!
for the rites of...... Compromise....
We the people of compromise....####
have unanimously agreed to put God....
in a nicely wrapped King size...Box????
But....
to their misfortune....
they couldn't agree....on these three items...
when they tried to mail the box....
<<<<<>>>>>
....the size of the box....
...where to send the box....
...and
how much this box actually weighed
<<<<<>>>>>
So.....
they finally resolved.....
that if they just passed it along....
to the postmaster....they hired....
the problem would be considered solved.....
good thinking....huh....
they were so...proud....
and this way....they didn't have to lie...$$$$
So..... the postmaster resolved
that the Box was allowed.....
if we would just look the other way....
for a while and a bit...????
while the system pushed it through.....
the open gate....to the end of the line....????
So the mailman....who was first inline
look at the label on this King Size Box....
that read..."You will surely die"...
if you tear this nice wrapping
So....
he was very disturbed and phoned the Union...
boss...
and the boss....said ....that's rite....you will die....
So... then he just resolved....
that if he just left the box for the next guy...
the problem would be solved.....
That's why he was Fired!!!!


If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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