Inquirer: The Court has no further investigation with Mr. Randall at this time. You are dismissed, although you may be recalled at a later time.
Randall: Thank you.
(RANDALL walks by PHINEAS)
Phineas: (whispers to Randall) When the student has become the master, the master becomes the student.
Justice: (Irritated) Subject, is there a remark you wish to make to the Court?
Phineas: Justice Academia, I would like to make a motion before the Inquirer starts his next line of inquiry.
Justice: What is the nature of this motion?
Phineas: I would like to submit myself for examination by the Inquirer.
Advocate: The Subject has already been examined on numerous occasions.
Phineas: I believe that in doing so we can eliminate the necessity for calling any more Observers.
Justice: That would be welcome, Subject, if what you bring to examination will do so.
Phineas: I am quite prepared, Academia. Full disclosure of events.
Justice: Objections, Advocate?
Advocate: If the Subject waives his censure against self-incrimination, none, Justice.
Justice: Subject?
Phineas: So waived, Academia.
Justice: Then let’s proceed. Inquirer, examine the Subject.
Inquirer: Yes, Academia. Subject, you have already made your Pledge of Truth, we shall hold you to that.
Phineas: Understood.
Inquirer: Tell us, Subject, in your own words, your perception as to what occurred on the evening before your revelation to your class.
Phineas: At the very least, it was life changing. And from events that followed, leading up to this examination by the Court of Trials, I guess you could say that it was life changing. I made a choice, to accept what had happened, despite it flying in the face of accepted models, and to accept it at face value.
Inquirer: You keep on referring to “It”; the Court is quite interested in what this “it” is. In your own words, Subject, what was “It” that you experienced.
Phineas: This was a personal event, one which cannot be proven outside of my own experience. Empirically, it cannot be proven through a recreation of stimuli -- it is, in itself, a singular and unique event.
Inquireer: Describe to the Court what it was.
Phineas: I can’t.
Inquirer: You can’t or you won’t?
Phineas: It is indescribable, it defies description, it is unlike anything I’ve ever known before.
Justice: This isn’t the sort of enlightenment we were promised, Subject.
Phineas: I am not being uncooperative, Justice Academia. To say that it defies a human description is defining in itself. It is the nature of a personal understanding, a personal revelation.
Justice: But it does not shed light on this Court’s proceedings, Subject.
Phineas: Telling you what it isn’t is the road to telling you what it is. It is so personal and real to me, it cannot be conveyed to this court. But I can convey it to you, Justice.
Justice: How’s this?
Phineas: This Court is not a vessel for receiving what I did, but an individual is. What the Court can’t receive, can be received by you as a person. Then you may use your discretion as to how to properly quantify or qualify or categorize it to the Court yourself.
Justice: This is highly irregular, Subject.
Phineas: Yes, yes it is, Justice. This whole business is highly irregular. But it is the only way that I can think of to present my experience to the Court and it become received as it is meant to. In this unique instance, a court body cannot receive what a person can.
Justice: In the interest of brevity, Subject, what do you propose?
Phineas: Allow me to whisper something to you, Justice. That’s all. Then you can decide how best to deal with it.
Justice: I don’t understand this distinction you are making, Subject, but we’ll allow this if it will break open this logjam and get things moving. Approach.
(PHINEAS steps up to the Bench of Academia. JUSTICE leans forward and PHINEAS begins whispering in the ear of JUSTICE. JUSTICE gives a look of disbelief.
Justice: How did you – What did you -- ? I never thought I’d—
Psychology: (in quick succession) What?
Philosophy: What?
Theology: What?
Justice: This Court is hereby recessed until further notice!
(Academics are in a general confusion, JUSTICE Exits SR, INQUIRER & ADVOCATE Rush to the Academia bench. Phineas returns to his podium. OFFICER takes PHINEAS and escorts him off SL)
End ACT I
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