I like raw figs.
I eat ‘em all the time.
Some people like their figs processed, but I like ‘em raw.
People ate raw figs in the Bible days.
Jesus served raw figs at the Last Supper.
The apostles ate ‘em. They ordered large goblets of cold water, too, but Jesus tested them. He turned the water into wine.
That’s why the apostles feel asleep at the Garden of Gethsemane … they drank too much wine.
They should have drunk less wine … and eaten more raw figs.
I like raw figs … I eat ‘em all the time.