Tonight, all the way from heaven, Mr J. Christ of the Eternal Party has left his Father to be here with us. We now have the privelege to ask Mr Christ about his political campaign and what his plans are. Please stay tuned for a new idea of British Political future. Welcome Mr Christ!!!
Interviewer:
Mr Christ are you ready? Then we shall begin,
can you make Britain better, do you think that you can win?
Mr J Christ:
Yes I can make a difference, I know I can win,
I died on a cross for this world and it's sin!
Interviewer:
Mr Christ, about taxes, what do you say?
would you keep down the rises of the prices we pay?
Mr J Christ:
I do not care for money, it has no worth to me,
give it to the state then, and I will set you free.
Interviewer:
Mr Christ, about schooling,what would you teach?
What sort of standards would you hope to reach?
Mr J Christ:
Children should learn about their Lord, my good news and my truth,
and how to keep from evil, yet still enjoy their youth.
My standards would be very high, they all will do their best,
and this is what will make them better than the rest.
Interviewer:
Mr Christ, what of the future, do you have it planned?
Do you have ideas for us if we give you this land?
Mr J Christ:
Yes, I'll turn it upside down, I'll take its sin away,
I'll give you a revival if you would only pray!
Money and words will pass away, but I'll still be in town.
Let me be your parliament and I won't let you down.
Give me the vote of your sad heart and I will make it clean,
elect me leader of your life, so my glory can be seen!!!!.
Interviewer:
Thank you for joining us Mr Christ, It has been interesting and I pray for your success. I know where my vote lies ladies and gentlemen and I hope you do too. Goodnight and may God Bless you ALL!!!!
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