I shall keep the treasure between my legs—
No matter how persistently you beg.
More valuable than rare gemstones, I am.
I refuse to fall for a “thank you, ma’am.”
You are unable to sample my prized goods
And neglect what a true gentleman should.
If you want me to be at your command,
A gold ring you must place upon my hand.
Marriage is an honorable deed in all
Who choose to surrender to their heart’s call.
Upon this lifelong promise, God has smiled.
The bed of lovemaking is undefiled.
You say you expect—“try before you buy.”
To this exchange, that quote fails to apply.
Am I a prototype to be tested?
To draw from my wealth, you must be invested.
