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Weather to Complain
by Ron Horn
05/21/10
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Weather to Complain


I worked hard all week from dusk to dawn

and endured the hot weather...with sweat...

so I could book my place on the
tee...

to see whether or not....my day off

would make my golf game better or worse...???

especially .....after the long cold winter...

that I just weathered!!!!

It was not a thought.....

that I would see bad weather

it was just whether or not....God would....

cooperate and make my day off...

a reward for the sake of my game...

to keep me sane ... and on my game.

I woke up at sunrise...and to my demise

there was no sun at dawn

to make light of my game.

I could only hear the drops of rain

that echoed a crisp knock in the ear drums

next to my brain.... that only gave me pain...

So....I marched to my war chest of clubs

and grabbed the one that takes the most pain....

the one iron I never use.

I ran outside and then onto the roof to complain--

to the God who knows nothing about the game

because he made it rain...ah... #&!*

I then shouted a curse at God...

and waved my one iron in disgust...

yelling how could you ruin my day...

and ruin my game... after all the work I did

in the heat of the day...????

Then I was very shocked to find out...

with my hands smoking...

and my hair standing on edge....

that God and only God!!!!...

can surely play this game...because

Only God... can truly hit a One Iron!!!

Copyright © 2010 Ron E.Horn



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