Rich: It certainly is good to be back in Church. I’m so glad you invited me. Maybe we know some of the same people here. So… who’s in Church today?
Dee: Oh, do you know him?
Rich: Who?
Dee: Exactly, do you know Who?
Rich: No, listen, who is in Church?
Dee: Oh good. I haven’t seen him for awhile. I hope he is okay.
Rich: Okay with who?
Dee: Yes.
Rich: Who’s okay?
Dee: Well, that’s a relief.
Rich: No, no! Where is this guy who you’re talking about.
Dee: Well, Who is certainly not Where.
Rich: I don’t know, where?!
Dee: Well, I’ll just have to introduce you to him sometime
Rich: Introduce me to who?
Dee: No, Where.
Rich: Which is certainly where this conversation is going. I am simply asking who is in the Church.
Dee: Well, its more appropriate to say Who is the Church.
Rich: Don’t you mean what is the Church?
Dee: Well, I know Who and Where are the Church but I kind of wonder about What.
Rich: You wonder about what?
Dee: Yes, his salvation.
Rich: Who’s salvation?
Dee: Oh, I know Who’s saved. I’m talking about What’s salvation.
Rich: What’s salvation?
Dee: Yes.
Rich: Well, I just know that I’m a sinner saved by grace.
Dee: Oh, did she save you too?
Rich: Who?
Dee: No, silly, Grace! She’s quite a soul winner. And did you know …she sings real pretty too. Oh yes, Amazing Grace… how sweet the sound. And to think she saved a Rich like you!
Rich: (deciding to change the subject). Oh, here comes the offering plate. I just believe it is such a wonderful privilege to contribute to the work of the Lord.
Dee: Well, so do I, but I just wish they would quit giving everything to that person named Tori.
Rich: Tori!?
Dee: Yes. They keep saying it’s all for Tori.
Rich: All for Tori?! Oh… no no!that’s “offertory”!
Dee: That’s what I said… “All for Tori”!
Rich: (decides once again to change the subject)
I like the way the early Church use to meet. You know, in people’s homes.
Dee: No they didn’t. They would meet in a car.
Rich: In a car?! They didn’t even have cars back then!
Dee: Well it says so in the Bible.
Rich: It doesn’t say in the Bible that they met in a car!
Dee: Yes it does. It says that they met together and were all in one Accord.
Rich: (shakes his head, pauses, then asks…) Say, who’s preaching Today?
Dee: (excited) Oh! He is?!
Rich: (puts his head in his hands and just shakes his head)
If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW
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