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KEEP FAT
by Paul Curtis
04/21/10
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Iíve just seen myself in the mirror
And itís clear I need to get thinner
But if I join a gym they tell me
I will feel the benefits immediately
Their fitness plan like as not
Will take me from shot to hot
From porker to corker
From chunk to hunk
From duff to buff
But in order for me to see my toes
I just need to pay them through the nose
So rather than try to get thinner
I will just stop looking in the mirror


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Joanne Sher  21 Apr 2010
This one definitely made me laugh. Thanks for the giggle!




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