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Batman Underwear
by Larry Belt
04/20/10
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I am a super hero
In my batman underwear
No villain would ever cross me
They simply wouldn't dare

I used to be a Superman
But they somehow got a hole
It had to be some kryptonite
Just saying, so you'll know

I was even the Lone Ranger
Back when I was three
But mom needed to sweep the porch
So she stole my horse from me

And one time I was He-Man
Just because the underwear fit
Did I hear somebody laughing?
I think you better quit

There's nothing wrong with underwear
With a hero on the back
Cause if he can survive my butt
He can handle any attack


If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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