Once upon a time in a forest that loved playing weird games, there lived a boy named elmo, and he was the most introverted person in the whole world. He literaly hated people so much, that on the day the forest dwellers did there weird games, which was every day, he would always go into the most secluded place in the whole foerest. One day, while the forest dwellers were doing the hokey pokey, he left in disgust. He started towards the middle of the forest, which in turn was the quietest. While on his way, he met a hyper young girl. At first glance this hyper girl looked like she was high, but when he stared at her more, he saw that she wasn't high, but that she had the signs of drinking more then ten red bulls in one day.
Elmo knew how it was when someone drank to many red bulls, but obviously, she did not. He had seen first hand what 1O red bulls could do to a person. She had been one of his greatest friends, ki'ki i mean, before she decided one day to do the unthinkable...yes, she drank 11, not just 10, but 11, red bulls. Before her ordeal with the dreaded "10 or more red bulls", she had been the second most introverted person, but after it...lets just not speak about what happened afterwards. Elmo had loved her, he had loved her so much, he had even shared his "introverted momments" with ki'ki, and he thought of those times as the most sacred times ever. But enough about scary things, lets go back to the real story.
So, elmo was on his way to his "introverted times" when he suddenly saw thee hyper girl on the road ahead of him. His first thought had been "how can i get around this...freaky girl, without her seeing me?". This is the thought that came up every time he saw a person...except when he saw ki'ki. Elmo at first tried to manuever himself out deeper into the wood. He got around 5 feet, when he heard a voice..."what the heck are you doing?" he turned around t saw the hyper girl. When he met eyes with her, he practicaly fainted...well...actualy, he did faint.
the first thing that elmo saw when he woke up from his faint, was a...person, singing the song "old mcdonald". And it was probably the most unsettling thing that could happen to an introvert, expecialy an introvert at elmo's level. What he saw, was that the hyper girl, at every animal, not only saying "moo", if it was a cow, but she would also play out the parts of the animals. and elmo, in his drunken like state, which always happens right when he woke up, he thought he actualy saw the animails she was playing, and so it seemed as if the animals were talking, but not only that, but that they were also shifting from a cow to a chicken...and so, we'll say that he was pretty much freaked out of his mind.
When the hyper girl was done with her song, she came skipping over to where elmo was laying. Elmo was still partly in his sleepy state of mind, and so the hyper girl skipping, looked to elmo as if she was zebra skipping over to where he was sitting, getting ready to pounce on him, and eat his flesh...this wasn't actualy what was going to happen, but he was an introvert, which meant, he learned nothing about the outside world.
By the time the hyper girl was at his side, elmo was already almost ready to faint, once again. But, thankfully he didn't, he had gathered enough courage to keep himself from just running away, as fast as he possibly could. It was at the next momment, that hyper girl got to his side. She at once started singing once again, but this time she sang about the sunshine, and the songs name was "you are my sunshine". He couldn't hold his courage up, he fainted.
When he awoke, he immedietly saw that the hyper girl was gone, and he saw that in her place, there was a diffrent girl instead...and he his first thought of her was "lovestruck". And he remember this very well, in a girl once knew...yep, it was ki'ki.
it was a year after her ordeal with red bull. It had happened quickly, and it had lasted for almost 1 year. Ki'ki had found a boy friend... and you guessed it, elmo was jealous. He was jealous of the time that ki'ki now spent with this new guy...for easiness sake, we'll name this new guy...jerk. Yep, thats perfect...jerk is a perfect name for this new guy that took elmo's girl away. the first time elmo heard about it, he had cried for almost two weeks straight, so much, that he had started bottling up all his tears, and putting them into boxes labeled "because of love". it had been one whole year with out ki'ki, and he had dreaded every single breath that he would breathe, knowing that jerk was holding his ki'ki, his one, his...LOVE.
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