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A Basket Case for Christianity
by Ron Horn
04/02/10
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- A Basket Case for Christianity....a cry from the heart....by Rone.....written to the tone of a April fools joke....

Luke 8:40-9:6

5 If they do not welcome you, when you leave that town, shake off the dust from your feet as a testimony against them."

- This verse seems to be a total flip-side of the "Sermon on the Mount"....to be a curse rather then a blessing. Our attitude to the people who reject the Good News....is that they are actually pre-christians.....therefore, we should be blessing to them even if they mistreat us. However, what happens if we bless...entire communities when they fail to grasp the gospel and are in open rebellion against God. The answer is simple....the walls of the city falls, and evil prevails inside the city. If a wicked man prospers and a righteous man is oppressed....this totally distorts the holiness of God. Ps. 75. There must be a provision to deal with this....and I must add that it is against a community not individual. In our Christian walk... our choices are not always black and white....you will find that when you are in the gray areas ....this is where you will seek a true relationship with Jesus Christ....and find the anwsers....to bring peace to your soul.



-OH....by the way.....Happy Atheists Day!!!!.... or.... are you still on the fence regarding life's most important anwser....

Where will you spend eternity....

Oh No....I guess the guys in the seeker friendly church want me fired for this joke.....I guess I'm just a jerk....and there really mad...because guys like me......inforce their unsaved friends notion .....that we all evolved from monkeys....if guys like me would only shutup......and if got rid of all the faith healers to.....then the image of the gospel will be right.....and we can sell it???

Well....I guess I have the gift of irritation.....I don't know....I can't help it....I have the inclination to change things for the better.....and make a stand for the kingdom.....maybe my bad attitude comes from spiritual frustation....it's because I can't use sound philosophical arguments like...Pascal's Wager....to witness to my colleagues at work anymore.....or...,maybe....It's because of my role models.....like the late President Reagen. His best joke...."Hello everybody....much to everyone's annoyance...I outlived my lifespan." .....Well.....maybe.......I can improve my image by improving Reagen's joke and fixing a right to say something is wrong at the same time.

Rone's Wager

I still think this religion thing can be settled in the ring......How about we do this..... a WWJD.....fight to the death.....winner takes all.....wrestling match......between Aminajad.....and the I-ah-told you-ah-rone to settle this thing......this is a good thing.....because at the end of the day....at least this world will get rid of one us.....and that should appease the philosophy guys....because now they have....one less problem to deal with.....and that makes sense. So....I think I won.....even if I lose......So...I am claiming victory!!!! .......and I think......I going to celebrate this major defeat....by having a choice meal.....let's see....Fried Chicken.....and if people don't like it.....they should just.......lighten up a bit.....and I mean that literally!!!! and another thing.....the spelling and grammer police....can kiss my ###. ah do da.....ah do..da

1Co 1:25 For the foolishness of God is wiser than manís wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than manís strength.


aarh.....aarh....aarh.....So.....I can see you can't take losing very well.....and now your really mad...##???....and want to wipe people like me... with my two cents.... off the face of this earth!!!! Well....if you do that....you die twice.... you meanies.... !!! But... you know what....I have this unmovable faith....that can throw mountains into the ocean.....so...I not going to let you guy's....ruin my big day...I am going to let HIm reign on my parade....and let Him.....take this one step higher.................

Cosmic Poker ....

Now you will find out why they called me......"Que" in Bible School....and I'm not scared to take on more then....one guy at once....yah....got make it a fair fight....so maybe someday...the Law guys..... can call it......"Rone versus the World"....and this can save guys maybe ....that like me....I hope....from the guys who are so mad.....they call our faith madness.....for having a position.....not a condition????

Here's the deal...????

If you get rid of me.....and everybody knows....that that's not a good idea... I hope.....and this is why....it's not a matter of... if.....but a matter of.... when....that a big chunk of rock falls from the sky.....and does ...... everyone in.....except me.... because I will be watching it fall from Heaven.....because thats where guys that give two cents for the kingdom....end up...

But if...you don't do me in....

for my two cents I give the kingdom.......... then.....if you are....really---really sorry.....I guess.....I with my little bit of faith....and the two cents invested me..... WE???... Can intercede to save you all...but...you have to believe that it can be done....with the two cents invested me....and a little help from the Big Guy above???IAM

and if you don't ....

wouldn't that be a foolish thing to do??? To give up any possibility....that can save us all....just think about that...isn't it wise to keep all your options open...and at your disposal....to fight for.....your life and others!!! Remember...Jesus died....so we all can live under a open Heaven....if we call on His name!!!!

Mr 11:23 "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, ĎGo, throw yourself into the sea,í and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him.


And I guess when everything is said and done......they can call this the "Basket Case for Christianity."

Prose...Colored Choices

Colored Choices
Asking the right questions is the most
important facet of decision making.
To make a decision without asking a
question, is to live life - passively.
When you start asking questions,
you begin to explore life in a new way.
With possibilities that are not always...
blue and green, and maybe even red.
When questions are black and white,
the results of choosing one or the other
are quite dramatic.
When choosing black or white,
you must be very careful.
The result of a wrong decision here...
may result in the ground being....
red after you. However,
when asked to pick between blue and green,
the end result is most often very similar.
So why have gray areas in your life?

Copyright © 2001, 2009 Ron E. Horn

Note: We are living in difficult times....were justice seems upside down at times....the priority for most people would be to live upright lives in the community....and raise their children well. If civil disobedience is required to confront the wickedness is our society...God has called basically "singles" consecrated to the Lord.....to do this....I Cor 4. Even if you have to compromise at times to feed your family....serve the Lord by serving your family....there is grace for this....but please....don't betray them!!! .....Think of the movie ..."Saving Private Ryan" and make your lives worthy of the sacrifice it took to have peace and freedom...Parents with gay children...make it a point to have them watch this movie....The only perfect work ever done....was for Jesus to hold himself on the cross....because He loved us!!!


If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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