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Captain Fantastico
by Michael N Lovdal
03/28/10
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[DISCLAIMER: I was really bored when I wrote this, and it may not be a great demonstration of my talents. On the other hand, some readers may find the following hilarious. You have been warned!]


"Captain Fantastico"
A poem by: Michael N Lovdal

Captain Fantastico is the greatest hero who ever lived
Just ask him, and he'll tell you

He's outsmarted Dr. Danger, the Green Goblet, and even Dyslexia
Ask just him, and you he'll tell

Captain Fantastico is the most amazing thing since sliced bread
And that's pretty amazing

He's outlasted pogs, prancing pony, and even peace
Fads just come and go

Captain Fantastico is the most tremendous man ever
Just saying his name makes you cooler

He's outmarketed Burger World, Machosoft, and even Aruba
And that was just yesterday

Captain Fantastico saved yesterday today
And tomorrow he'll do it again

He's outmarvelled time and space and logic
Which doesn't make any sense anyway

Captain Fantastico is a real superhero
You can trust him, he says he's a real superhero

2010 Michael N Lovdal.


***If this poem made you smile, or even laugh out loud, please let me know in the comments!***

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Sara Harricharan  28 Mar 2010
Outsmarted Machosoft...ROFL. Good one! The dry humor is nice--this Captain Fantastico must be a very interesting fellow.




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