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Baptizing Liberty
Well... I guess... like having a king
It's allowed....for now....####
but... who would build such a thing anyway???
She's way too tall....
and she looks way to proud....
shining her own torch light...
that we had to light!!!
How did I get stuck with this job anyway...???
I didn't conceive her!!!!
and besides....the guy's that were here
when she was originally setup....
are all idol now....and at there very best
all they do now is... play as-bisc-aball...
with an alien...
or something like that...I guess ###???....
The question is....how do we baptize her...???
Now that she is all grown up...???
Do you grab the heifer by the horn...####????
or,... gently clasp her hand
and serenade her down
to the ground... and then into the water???
Maybe we should just use a tug boat....
to topple her down... and hope for the best???
but would you use the tide coming in...or out???
to help us..... WE DON"T KNOW!!!
But.... surely we do know this....
if she ever needs help to get up again...
We will definitely need GOD TO HELP US...
Maybe we can use His sky hook...."J"####
for this mighty lift to help a fine lady!!!
... and this time we will do it right!!!!
We will get Elijah to light the torch.....
and Elisha to pay the gas bill!!!
Copyright ©2010 Ron E. Horn
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