How is it,
that You,
being a Jew,
ask a drink
from me,
a Samaritan
woman?
[John 4:9]
*********************
"This story just
doesn't FLY with me,
Lord."
[PATIENT PAUSE.]
"Why,
My precious."
(Frown.)
(Grimmace.)
"It doesn't make
any SENSE."
[NOD.]
[TURN TO HIS RIGHT.]
[SMILE.]
"Go on,
My beloved."
"Well......."
(Chew on a chicken tot.)
"Women, in that
part of the world.....
don't they....eh,
Ya know: get ZAPPED?
If they just TALK to
a STRANGE GUY?"
(Laugh!)
"And, this is two-thousand
TEN! I can't IMAGINE,
what happened to'em,
back THEN? Heck,
they would'a STONED
her, before she
even got the BUCKET
into the WELL!"
[PATIENT SILENCE.]
"THAT'S why...
I don't BELIEVE it.
That lady NEVER would'a
talked to HIM! NO WAY!"
(Laugh.)
"Especially...a Hebrew,
JEWISH lookin' GUY?
Are You KIDDIN'?
Heck, even TODAY she
would'a been SHOT!"
(Laughing.)
[PATIENT GAZE.]
(Suspicious glance.)
"And, so WHAT if
He knew that she
had......
HAD five HUSBANDS?
SO?
So, WHAT?"
(Squint.)
"Maybe, she would'a
thought;
'Oh! I bet He's
been talkin' to one 'a
my NEIGHBORS! Or....
maybe...
to the guy who sells me,
my BREADCAKES, at
the MARKET?......
Or....better yet,
to Rolo'oah: my nasty
BROTHER-in-LAW!'
(Stare at the ceiling.)
"...See what I MEAN?
Why would the stranger
have to be a PROPHET?
PROBABLY, the
whole TOWN KNEW!"
(Laugh!)
[GAZE OUT UPON
ONE OF THE STARS
NEAR PLANET VEGA.]
[SIGH.]
[LOOK BACK, UPON
SINFUL EARTH.]
(Rueful grimmace.)
"This STORY just
doesn't WASH!"
[PATIENT NOD.]
"It doesn't cut
any MUSTARD!"
[PATIENT PAUSE.]
[CHUCKLE.]
"Rolo'oah,
child?"
(Burst out laughing!)
"Heck, I DUNNO
any 'a those NAMES!
WHAT was I gonna
CALL him: ZACHARY?
TED? BILL? KEN?"
(Laugh!)
"GEORGE?"
[SHAKING HEAD,
REMEMBERING THE
DAY THAT HE DECIDED
TO LET THIS CHILD
BE CONCEIVED.]
"NEAH."
(Shaking frumpy head.)
"Never,
HAPPENED."
[SIGH.]
"...Just DOESN'T
hold WATER."
[SMILE!]
(Squint.)
(Shout.)
(Thumbs-up sign,
at the ceiling.)
"Hey, LORD!
I MADE A PUN!"
[CHUCKLING.]
[NOD.]
********************
But
whoever drinks
of the water
that I shall
give him
will never
thirst.
But
the water
that I
shall give
him
will become...
a fountain of water
springing up
into
everlasting
life.
[John 4:14]
If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW
Read more articles by Julie Michaelson or search for articles on the same topic or others.
