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GENIUSSPEARCHUCKER
by avideoguy pianoman
03/18/10
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GENIUSSPEARCHUCKER
1-6-8 2:30pm - 4:37pm

WHEN I’M NOT HURLING WORDS AND EXPLODING CONCEPTS LIKE AN ATOM SMASHER, OR OTHERWISE BEING SELF INDULGENT, I LIKE TO CHUCK SPEARS INTO THE UNKNOWN AND GO FOR DISTANCE AND I’M NOT TALKING BRITNEY’S EITHER.

BUT I MUST CONFESS I’VE BEEN PUTTING THIS ONE OFF FOR YEARS BECAUSE IT IS A KIND OF SUMMATION OF ALL THE PUMPKIN IN MY NOODLE.

I NEEDED A LIFETIME OF CRAP TO GO THROUGH SO I COULD FRAME A CERTAIN FEW WORDS TO COME IN THEIR LOUDEST MOST VIBRANT DECORATION AS IF I COULD ACTUALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONE’S LIFE.

MENTAL SPEAR CHUCKING IS ONLY OF CONSEQUENCE IF ONE HAS THE ABILITY TO SELECT A DISTINGUISHING AIM - SO MANY, IF EVEN ACCOMPLISHED, HAVE THROWN THEIRS INTO THE ABYSS AND FOUND THINGS THAT OTHERS WOULD NEVER DARE MASTER - HOWEVER, WITH MY SUBJECT MATTER AND OBSESSION I DRAW A BIGGER CIRCLE AROUND THEM, AND ENCOMPASS THEM ALL, AND CHECK MATE THEM WITH RUTHLESS AGILITY..... BUT THEN AGAIN, IT ALL FORCES ME INTO THE BURDEN OF RESPONSIBILITY, WHICH KINDA SUCKS WHEN ALL YOU WANNA DO IS DANCE, BUT YOU ALWAYS END UP DANCING ALONE.

THOSE OF YOU THAT DO THIS ARE LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE PROJECT HERE ON EARTH......................AHHHHH - BUT THEN WE HAVE THE SIMPLETONS TO DEAL WITH — MR. AND MRS. SIMPLETON AND THEIR LITTLE PROLIFIC, PROCREATIVE, MEAT PUPPET, LITTLE BRAT KIDS. DANG THE EXPLOSION OF EM - WHY COULDN’T I HAVE BEEN BORN 150 YEARS AGO WHEN WE WERE IN OUR ARTISTIC STRIDE.

SO IF YOU ARE A GAME PLAYER IN THE ONLY SUBJECT MATTER THAT ULTIMATELY MATTERS, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MAY BE SOME SORT OF A GENIUS AS WELL, BY MY DEFINITION, ANYWAY, WHICH CONSIDERS THINGS LIKE I.Q. TESTS AND S.A.T’s (AND THE LIKE) A COMPLETE JOKE. JUST BE SHARPER THAN THE NEXT 1,000 PEOPLE NEXT TO YOU AND YOU’LL BE WELL ON YOUR WAY. NOW YOU ARE IN THE SAME BOAT AS ME, WITH THE APPLICATION AND THE RESPONSIBILITY OF IT ALL, AS THE TESTING, TOUGH PART - A COLD AND LONELY ROAD SOMETIMES WITH THE SIMPLETONS PECKING AWAY LIKE PESKY FLIES, OR NATS, OR DEMONS.

I WRITE THIS NOT SO MUCH AS FOR SELF GLORIFICATION OR GRATIFICATION BUT FOR DOCUMENTATION OR, AS SUCH, A GLIMPSE INTO THE MIND OF ONE ON THE LEADING EDGE OF SUCH A PROGRESSIVE THOUGHT, IN ONLY THE MOST DARING AND COLOSSAL DIRECTION, THAT SO FEW HAVE THROWN INTO, LET ALONE TRAVELED. I AM AWARE OF THE TRAPPINGS AND RISK, AND KNOW THAT I COULD BE ALLOWED TO “MAX OUT” AT ANY POINT AND BE REMOVED FROM THE SITUATION.

IN THIS WAY I LEAVE BREAD CRUMBS (OR “MANNA” FOR THE SPIRITUALLY MINDED SIMPLETON) FOR THE VAST MAJORITY OF DILIGENT SIMPLETONS WHO REIGN SUPREME FOR NOW.

I USE TO TRY TO TEACH PEOPLE AND/OR GIVE IT TO THEM, BUT I’VE LEARNED THE HARD WAY, ALL I CAN HOPE TO DO IS ENCOURAGE A HUNGER FOR GOD AND TRY TO POINT THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND PRAY — IN OTHER WORDS, I’VE LEARNED THE HARD WAY, WHAT A SUPREME / SUBLIME GIFT IT IS TO BE AWAKENED AND AWARE, THAT ANY WORDS COULD NEVER SUFFICE.

GETTING CLOSER TO THOSE WORDS NOW - THOSE WORDS THAT AWAKEN OR SUCKER PUNCH INTO A DEEPER SLEEP.

THERE IS SO MANY WAYS I CAN GO WITH THIS WRITING - I COULD EASILY STRETCH THIS OUT AND ELABORATE THIS INTO A 1,000 PAGE BOOK, TALKING ABOUT MY JOURNEY AND/OR TESTIMONY HOW PATHETIC THE OPPOSITION HAS MADE IT ALL, HOW EFFICIENTLY I’VE BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS (MODERN TRANSLATION OF “PERSECUTED”) BUT I’LL SPARE YOU THAT DRAMA AND DESCRIPTION OF THE POSITIONING AND CUT TO THE CHASE, NOT THAT MOST OF YOU SIMPLETONS WOULD GET ANYTHING OUT OF IT, OR DO ANYTHING WITH IT, OR APPRECIATE THE SCOPE OF IT............BUT THEN AGAIN, I PROCEED, CAUSE I REMEMBER WHEN I TOO WAS A MEAT PUPPET SIMPLETON............... BUT I WAS RIPE FOR PICKIN’ - SO THERE MAY BE ONE OR TWO OUT THERE IN THE SAME POSITION.

I REMEMBER THIS ONE OLD GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS PRETTY MUCH A PARTY /NIGHT CLUB GIRL 20 YEARS AGO IN 1987 BUT SHE WAS ALSO A CHRISTIAN WHO DID PLANT A COUPLE SEEDS IN ME BEFORE MY OWN AWAKENING, AND FOR THAT, AND OTHERS WHO DID THE SAME, I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL . IRONICALLY HER NAME WAS “ANGELA” - I OFTEN WONDER WHAT SHE BEEN UP TO LATELY - LAST I HEARD OF HER, SHE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A NOSE JOB BECAUSE OF HER BIG NOSE AND TO HAVE HER BOOBS DONE BECAUSE OF HER FLAT CHEST - SO I REMEMBER THE DOWNFALL IN OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS MY TELLING HER TO HAVE ‘EM TAKE SOME OF WHAT WAS IN HER NOSE AND PUT IT IN HER CHEST — AFTER THAT, IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL - THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TITLE OF MY NEXT ESSAY “CHRISTIANS WITH BOOB JOBS - BIG / SMALL - THAT IS THE QUESTION” - BUT I DIGRESS — SAVING THAT FOR LATER - HA.

GETTING TO THOSE WORDS - ALMOST THERE.

OK, HERE IT IS, CUTTING TO THE CHASE — I NOW BLESS YOU WITH ALL MY HOMEWORK AND TRIBULATIONS, A LIFETIME OF SPEAR CHUCKING WITH A DANGEROUS MIND — AND YES, I AM ALL TOO WELL AWARE OF THE VICE GRIP THAT HOLDS MOST OF YOU WHO WILL READ THIS, AS IT ONCE HELD ME, SINCE I WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF IT THANKS TO A “catholic” UPBRINGING - SUCH A TRAGEDY OF THIS LIFE, AS NOT ALL WILL MAKE IT, OR GET IN - THEIR HEARTS HAVE BEEN HARDENED.

I BRING THESE WORDS TO YOU NOW, THESE SIMPLE WORDS, AT THE HIGHEST POINT OF HUMAN THOUGHT POSSIBLE - I BRING THEM TO YOU WITH GREAT FANFARE AND BLARING TRUMPETS AS IT DOESN’T GET ANY DEEPER OR HIGHER (DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY YOUR HEAD IS TURNED) AND THEY REPRESENT THE HIGHEST CONCLUSION AND THE BIGGEST LIGHT BULB TURNING ON MOMENT IN THE COURSE OF AN AVERAGE SIMPLETONS ENTIRE LIFE, BASED ON THE “CORNER” THAT THE ENEMY OF GOD HAS MANAGED TO BOX YOU ALL INTO. I EXPOSE THIS CORNER NOW FOR ALL TO SEE AND POSSIBLY WAKE UP SOME OF YOU TO MAYBE COME OUT OF IT - THE CORNER IS FILLED WITH NICE PEOPLE DOING NICE THINGS — AND HERE ARE THOSE WORDS THAT I WOULD FRAME AS A SUMMATION OF MY LIFE - CRANK OUT THE TRUMPETS - STRIKE UP THE BAND - LETS TAKE A BREATH .................... BEAT.................... “HOW MUCH STUFF DO I HAVE TO DO”............... OK THERE IT IS .............IT COVERS THE GAMUT, THE RELIGIOUS TRYING TO WORK THEIR WAY TO HEAVEN AND THE OBLIVIOUS..............MARVEL AT THE BEAUTY AND SIMPLICITY AND THE COMPLEXITY OF IT, DO-GOODERS...........SIMPLETONS I’VE KEPT IT SIMPLE AND EASY FOR YOU WITH ALL MY NUMBER CRUNCHING AND EXTENSIVE HOMEWORK ON THE ISSUE — YOU WILL APPRECIATE THAT THE MORE YOU STUDY, AS IT IS AT THE HIGHEST END OF CONTEMPLATION OF THE HIGHEST SUBJECT MATTER POSSIBLE - AND NOT THAT I DON’T APPRECIATE ALL YOU SIMPLETONS WHO ARE GOOD AT CHUCKING SPEARS IN THE SPECIALIZED DIRECTION OF CARBURETOR CONSTRUCTION, CAUSE SOMETIMES A CAR BEATS THE HECK OUT OF WALKING — AND DON’T THINK I DON’T APPRECIATE ALL YOU SPECIALIZED SPEAR CHUCKERS IN THE DIRECTION OF PHYSICS AND ATOM BOMB CONSTRUCTION CAUSE SOMETIMES YA GOTTA BLOW UP THOSE WANNA- BE WORLD DOMINATING LUNATICS - BUT GOSH DARN IT, I HATE DRAWING A CIRCLE AROUND THE REALLY “SMART” SIMPLETONS AND DOMINATING YOU IN THE LONG RUN BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH UTTER BONE-HEADS, AND IGNORED GOD AND “REASONED” AWAY HIS PURPOSES FOR US. YOU KNOW, I NEED SOME ONE TO LOOK UP TO AS WELL, ONCE IN A WHILE - WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE LEADER TELLING YOU TO WAKE THE BLEEP “UP”....... BUT SUCH IS MY FATE AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR SUCH A GIFT (UNCHARTABLE ON ANY S.A.T. OR I.Q. TEST, BY THE WAY) - THEN AGAIN, WHY DO I TRY TO FORCE SUCH A HUNGER, AS IT IS ONLY “A GIFT” - IT IS ALL TANTAMOUNT TO BANGING ONE’S HEAD AGAINST THE WALL WHICH ONLY SERVES TO FLATTEN YOUR HEAD AND DENT A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL.

P.S.
FOR THE MICROSCOPIC PERCENTAGE THIS MAY REACH THAT HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A HUNGER FOR GOD AND BEEN CORNERED LIKE 99.99% OF THE WORLD INTO THINKING THAT IF YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND DO GOOD DEEDS AND LIVE A GOOD LIFE AND/OR EVEN BE SPIRITUAL AND BEND DOWN POINTING YOUR BOOTY IN THE AIR AND FACE MECCA OR EAT BREAD WAFERS AND BE A GOOD CHURCH GOER ETC. - THAT YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN........WELL THAT MOST COMMON POSITION MAY NOT BE THE RIGHT ONE............JUST A THOUGHT.

IN A LITERAL TRANSLATION, JESUS TALKED ABOUT OUR “GOOD WORK” AS FILTHY MENSTRUAL RAGS IN THE SIGHT OF GOD AND THAT THERE AIN’T BUT ONE WAY IN, AND ITS THROUGH HIM...........THAT’S A LOT TO RECKON WITH.......I ATTEMPT TO ENCOURAGE THE FEW BLESSED WITH HUNGER ....... NOW GO AND QUALIFY HIM AND HIS WORD,THE BIBLE .........I PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED.........AND HERES TO YOUR OWN LIGHT BULB MOMENT OF HOW MUCH STUFF DO YOU GOTTA DO TO GET IN, AND FINDING THE ONLY ONE THAT HOLDS THE KEYS TO THIS, LIFE’S ULTIMATE DILEMMA............

AS YOU QUALIFY HIM, YOU SHOULD TAKE THE ATTITUDE OF “LORD I WILL FIND YOU IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO” - ONLY THEN HE CAN BEGIN TO REVEAL HIMSELF.

FOR THOSE WHO MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF ALL OF THIS, WITH STILL A HUNGER FOR MORE OF GOD, WELCOME TO THE GAME........ “PLAYA”

HUNGER IS THE KEY - JESUS IS THE DOOR

ALSO MAKE SURE YOU GET THE RIGHT JESUS - THE ONE OF THE BIBLE, NOT RELIGION - THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

HE DID IT ALL - IT IS FINISHED - YOU JUST HAVE TO GET AROUND TO ASKING FOR WHAT HE OFFERS.

“SEEK AND YOU WILL FIND”
MINISTRIES INTERNATIONAL
MATTHEW 7:7


If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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