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Ode to Grammar
by Whitney Nemecek
02/28/04
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I wrote this as a Language Arts class assignment. We are doing a unit on Poetry and were told to write an ode. I wrote about grammar because of a funny conversation I had with my teacher after class...When she read it she laughed and said she loved it.


Ode to Grammar

Without you, dear Grammar,
People wouldn't make "no" sense.
I obey your rules of usage
And admire your
Authority.
Teachers constantly defend you;
No sentence seems safe.
Students pick up your scent
And run away.
My friend, you are often
Neglected.
However, I will write you
A theme song
Because you are my
Hero.
Would you wear the silly costume?
Or would that cause
A lack of respect?
Where would the human race be
Without subject-verb-complement
Relationships?
Though they are the most basic
They are easily forgotten...
But do not worry, Great One:
I will always think of you
And remember our relationship of
Subordination.
You is all I got!

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Christine Rhee 26 Mar 2004
Oh, you are so funny! I read this to my husband, who is gifted with linguistics, and he said, "She is really talented, huh?" Of course, I said, "You bet!"
Deborah Porter  28 Feb 2004
It made me laugh too Whitney - particularly that last line. Great to see you posting at FaithWriters again. Love, Deb




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