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Where's My Sock?
by Larry Belt
03/02/10
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I have an important question
That men have asked for years
Where does my sock go to
Whenever it disappears

Does the dryer really eat it
Or is this just a myth
We need some kind of radar
To track that sucker with

Some have said it's sock fairies
That carries one sock away
Others say a conspiracy
So it's more we'll have to pay

I've even had a search party
Me, my wife, and kid
We turned that house upside down
But still that sucker hid

I also had a milk carton
With it's picture on the side
But everytime I looked at it
I just broke down and cried

Well, I guess I know the answer
And I know what I have to do
Since I only have one sock,
I'll only wear one shoe

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Rikki Akeo 05 Mar 2010
Love it! Brought me some laughter! Thank you!
Sunny Loomis  02 Mar 2010
Funny, and a good job! Thanks!




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