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10 Signs That You're a Bookworm
by Ronali dela Cruz
10/23/09
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(1.) You have a nagging feeling that you were a termite during your previous life, because you don’t just glance or flip through books; you “devour” them.

(2.) Instead of going to the gym to lift weights, you use the heaviest volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica to tone the muscles in your arms.

(3.) You passionately support the bookmark industry by buying a new design every time you buy a new book.

(4.) You frequent the library and bookstore as often as shopaholics raid high-end boutiques. Can you say Barnes and Noble?

(5.) You can put the soap opera fanatic to shame, because you’ve experienced an array of emotional responses just by reading your favorite novels.

(6.) You savor the pleasant smell of a new book’s pages.

(7.) You firmly believe that books had instant replays even before home theater equipment was invented.

(8.) You wish they had book launchings during Shakespeare’s time. You’d love to have your copy of "Romeo and Juliet" signed by the great English bard!

(9.) You actually looked forward to writing book reports in your literature classes.

(10.) You feverishly try to learn building a glass-covered bookcase.


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lauren finchum 26 Oct 2009
Except for 2, 7, and 10 . . .yeah, it's me. LOL. The ones that really sound like me are 3, 6, and 9. Loved this article. I love humorous lists. Good work. :)
Joanne Sher  24 Oct 2009
Very cute! Enjoyed this - and yeah, I'm one (though I don't exhibit ALL the symptoms LOL).




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