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Grace and a couple 'a rolaids
by Julie Michaelson
09/30/09
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And
lest I should be
exalted
above measure,
by the
abundance
of the
revelations...
[2 Corinthians 12:7]
************************
"What WAS
it,
LORD:
INDIGESTION?"

"What is
that,
child."

(Impatient yell.)
"What
PAUL,
HAD?"

[PATIENT VOICE.]
"Read My Word,
child."

"I DID!
I DID!
It just says....
he had a
THORN,
in the FLESH!"

[SMILE!]
"Where,
My child?"

(Impatient whine.)
"Right HERE!

A thorn
in the flesh
was given to me...
[2 Corinthians 12:7]

What WAS
it, LORD?
INDIGESTION?"

[CHUCKLE.]

"It COULDN'T
A' BEEN,
SOMETHIN'
REAL SERIOUS,
LORD!"

"Why,
My beloved."

"CUZ!
They didn't have
any MEDICINES,
in those DAYS!
ANYTHING...
real SERIOUS...
would'a KILLED
HIM!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

(Yell.)
"WHAT did he HAVE
LORD?
ACID REFLUX?"

"Oy vey."

(Yell up to ceiling.)
"Is THAT
WHAT IT WAS,
LORD?"

"Child,
Read My Word."

(Shout, irritably.)
"BUT,
HOW COME YA
DIDN'T FIX'
HIM?"

"What,
child?"

(Shout!)
"FIX HIM!
FIX IT,
FOR HIM?"

[SILENCE.]

"I KNOW WHY,
LORD!"

[CHUCKLE.]
[SHAKE HEAD AT
SILLY CHILD.]

"I KNOW WHY!"

[PATIENT SMILE.]

"CUZ......
IF HE WAS UP ALL
NIGHT!
WITH ACID INDIGESTION!
THEN......
HE HAD LOTS A TIME,
TO WRITE!"

"Oy vey 's mir."

"DID I GET IT,
LORD?
DID I GET IT?"

[QUIET VOICE.]
"I love you,
child."
**********************
And,
He said to me,
My grace
is sufficient
for you.
For
My strength
is made perfect
in
weakness.
[2 Corinthians 12:9]



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