Prophecy
In a moment,
in the twinkling
of any eye,
at the last trumpet..
For the trumpet will sound,
and the dead will be raised
incorruptible,
and we shall be changed.
[1 Corinthians 15:52]
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"Lord, I got to watch some
of that 'Left Behind' movie,
with a friend, yesterday."
[NOD.]
"So.....how COME,
Ya haven't made any
PROVISIONS, for the
left-BEHIND PETS?"
[PATIENT SIGH.]
"These are your morning-
prayers,
My child?"
"YEAH!"
[SIGH.]
"All the stuff, I wanna
PRAY about, ANYHOW.....
I KNOW what the ANSWER'S
GONNA BE!"
[CHUCKLE.]
(Very whiny, early morning
raspy voice.)
"NO!
NO!
NO!"
[PATIENT SIGH.]
"So......WHAT'S 'A POINT?"
[PATIENT FROWN.]
"So.....'may as well talk about
somethin', IMPORTANT!"
[PATIENT NOD.]
[FATHERLY SHAKE OF THE
HEAD, TOTALLY
BESMITTEN WITH
CHILD.]
"Go on,
My precious."
(Sip early-morning-orange-
soda*.)
(Burp.)
"Anyhow.....in this movie,
they show all the puppies,
and poodles, sitting on their
owners' pile a' 'I-Got-Raptured-
and-You're-All-Left-Behind'
clothes."
[NOD.]
"It was PITIFUL!"
(Grimmace up at ceiling,
reproachfully.)
"Just PITIFUL!
They were all just SITTIN' there,
in the middle of the STREET,
and at the airports,
WHIMPERING!
..With their leashes left
DANGLING
in the AIR!"
[PATIENT GAZE.]
"It was a movie,
My beloved."
"YEAH!
Well...the REAL thing is
probably gonna be even
WORSE! It always IS!"
"Oy Vey."
"You SAID IT,
LORD!"
"Have You made any
PLANS, about THAT?"
"About what,
Mein Kin'der."
(Frown, and glare
up at ceiling.)
"I bet Ya haven't heard
a WORD I SAID!"
[CAREFULLY POSITION
THE SUN, FOR IT'S
ASCENT OVER THE WARMING
SOUTH TEXAS MORNING.]
"I dote on my childrens'
every word,
My beloved."
(Frown, kvetchily.)
(Shrug.)
(Frown.)
"Anyway......will 'SETTING
UP GLOBAL-POST-RAPTURED-
ANIMAL-SHELTERS'.......be
part of the ANTICHRIST'S
7-Year AGENDA-PLAN,
LORD?"
[SIGH.]
"If not.....it SHOULD BE!
There's gonna be world-WIDE
post-Raptured-pets all OVER
the PLACE!
Even in ISRAEL: I'm sure,
there's some real-CHRISTIANS
there, TOO!"
[CURIOUS SMILE.]
"What is a real Christian,
My beloved?"
(Dramatic sigh.)
"Oy vey! Do we have
to go into THAT,
AGAIN?"
[PATIENT NOD.]
"Let's stay on-TOPIC,
for ONCE,
SHALL we,
LORD?"
[CHUCKLE.]
"Go on,
My precious.
I am listening."
[Pull the sun's light
away from the moon,
over the San Antonio
'morn.]
"WELL?
Is the Anti-Christ gonna
set up those Global-Post-
Raputure-Shelters.....
or NOT?"
[PATIENTLY WAKE
UP THE LITTLE BIRDS,
AROUND SAN ANTONIO,
AND THE SURROUNDING
AREAS, INCLUDING
FREDERICKSBURG.]
"You think that would be
the FIRST, on his AGENDA!
How is he gonna keep any
3 and 1/2-year PEACE,
with ISRAEL......with all these
post-Raptured-PETS running
around?"
"I thought,
you said '7',
My beloved."
"Yeah, well.....according
to my Christian friends,
it's only the first 3 and 1/2
years, that the Anti-Christ
pretends he's a nice GUY!"
[CHUCKLE.]
"Ah.
I see."
"WELL?"
[SILENCE.]
"What about the SHOFAR-
CALL? In the MOVIE,
NOBODY HEARS THE
SHOFAR-CALL!"
[SIGH.]
"It was only a movie,
My precious."
"Yeah, well.....I think that
would'a made it seem a
lot more DRAMATIC!"
[PATIENT PAUSE.]
"It will be, child.
Oh, it will be."
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And,
the Gospel
must first
be preached,
to all the
nations.
[Mark 13:10]
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problem. She likes it.
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