Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget
by James Snyder
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I cannot tell you how many times the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has explained the difference between things to remember and things to be forgotten. Without boasting, I believe I could give the lecture back to her word for word.
I know some things are better put into that great black abyss called forgetfulness, to be remembered no more, not even when they would help win an argument. According to my wife, forgetting some things is more important than winning an argument. I would not know. I never win an argument.
Also, certain things, which if forgotten, will bring great stress, particularly to Yours Truly.
Basically, I could not agree with her point of view more. I know she is right. I know some things should be forgotten while other things should be remembered. After all, it only makes sense. Nobody should forget everything and certainly, nobody could remember everything. It would be impossible. Anybody in his or her right mind should know this. This gives me an out. I cannot remember when I have ever been in my right mind.
Here is my problem. I know some things are to be remembered and other things are to be forgotten but for the life of me, I do not know which ones are which. What do I forget and what do I remember?
For example, my wife wants me to remember her birthday but forget how old she is. I cannot tell you how many times I have reversed this situation. I am prone to forget her birthday but remember how old she is. In fact, there are those rare moments when I have added a few years to her age. If you do not think this has gotten me into trouble, you have not done any serious thinking in a long time.
I know the birthdays come every year but in spite of their predictable regularity, I seem somehow to forget.
I learned an important lesson in life. It is one thing to forget a birthday but it is quite another animal to forget your wedding anniversary. But here is the rub. Unlike birthdays, not only am I to remember the date but the number of the anniversary, as well.
Even though my wife and I share the same wedding anniversary, I forget to remember the date.
I have used a variety of excuses to cover up for this mental delinquency on my part.
The first year I forgot our wedding anniversary I come up with a classy excuse, "My dear, you do not look a year older and so I forgot. How am I to remember time goes by when with you, time stands still?"
This worked the first year, but it has not worked since. And believe me, I have tried.
Another excuse I tried that did not work out very well was, "Honey, I deliberately forgot our anniversary because I did not want to remind you how old we really are."
I thought if I included myself in the age category I could get away with it. Let me just say, it did not work.
One year, I bought my wife her anniversary present in June. However, I had forgotten all about it and happened to run across it one Saturday in October. Since our anniversary is in August this did not help me at all.
This year is our 38th wedding anniversary. It is a little confusing to me because, if it is the 38th anniversary my wife was seven when we got married. It is amazing to me how her birthday does not keep up with our anniversary. I think I have it figured out. For every three anniversaries, she gains only one year on her birthday. How else can I explain it?
I still have a problem. Now that I have remembered our anniversary this year, what do I buy her for a present? After 37 years, I have simply run out of ideas. Actually, I ran out of ideas after the 10th anniversary. What do you get someone for his or her 38th anniversary present?
To remember our anniversary and to forget to buy a present is the greatest faux pas any husband can make.
I wanted to get a cake with candles but the fire department considers it a fire hazard. And of course, everybody knows that kind of candlepower really adds to the global warming effect.
It is times like this I wish I had written down all of the anniversary gifts I have given over the last 37 years. Perhaps I could see a pattern developing and just follow through with the pattern.
My concern is if I buy her something expensive, she might become suspicious and wonder what I did that I do not want her to know about. If I buy something rather cheap, she may suspect that I do not take the anniversary seriously.
I have finally come up with an answer. Since my wife is into crafts, I decided to make her anniversary gift myself this year. I must confess, I am not as crafty as she is – on a multitude of levels, but then as she always says, "It's the thought that counts."
Then I turned to the Bible and read, "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD." (Proverbs 18:22 KJV).
Every great marriage is based upon forgetting and remembering the right things.
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A good little dose of humor and wisdom. :)
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LOL - this was too funny! Great voice, plenty of chuckles. I probably won't forget this one ;-)