Politicians are fighting about health care reform
Political disingenuous is brewing up a storm.
While those that practice medicine has a view,
I'd liked to share just a few of them with you.
The American Medical Association has weighed in,
With just a few of proposals they hope to win.
Allergists voting all proposals should be scratched
While Dermatologists say let's not be quite so rash.
Gastroenterologists say they have a gut feeling too,
Neurologists feel that they have struck a nerve true.
Obstetricians are laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists can't see any benefit in the plan.
Pathologists scream 'never, not over my dead body'.
No sympathy in Pediatricians, 'grow up' their saying.
Physical Therapists say massaging egos are corrupt.
Leave it to the Radiologists to see right through it.
Surgeons wash their hands saying this is so shallow,
Internists thinks it's rather a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons say how can they hide the scars.
While Podiatrists say it's not the best foot forward.
Urologists seem to be pissed off at the whole sham
Anesthesiologists say it's time to gas the whole scam.
Of course Cardiologists can't find a heart to say no.
Acupuncturists say politicians can't feel we know.
Osteopathic say there's a lot of muscle pressure,
Chiropractors see lots of manipulations everywhere.
Psychiatrists say politicians are out of their mind.
Proctologists say stick it where the sun don't shine.
~Malta July 2009~