One day I was home because I was sick.
So I got me some soup and gave Pandora’s box a click.
What was on the channels could spin your head.
From swapping your wives to talking to the dead.
But what really got me was those people in the know.
There are about 666 of them there called talk shows.
One I think they misspelled her name as she wheels out her advised
With her same sex marriage. A degenerate that speaks nice.
Then I flick her off but what’s next to see?
A DNA test for a baby’s father out of a group of three!
Oh give me a break lets give another channel a look.
I just got one question?
How come the Bible didn’t make Opera’s top 10 books?
Lets not forget the commercials that they put on the air.
From building your abs, to coloring your hair.
Yes I know we all want to look nice
But GOD made us like we are for a reason
So what is the price?
And if obesity is killing Americans at an alarming rate!
So why do they put on food ads at night when it is late?
Eat our greasy burgers & enough fries to fill a cowboy hat.
Wake up two weeks later and wonder why your fat.
As long as its warm and wrapped up in its bag.
Remember home cooked meals?
If you can’t that’s real sad.
It seems like what ever you see on Pandora’s box is no surprise.
Till we get to the Evangelists with dollar signs in their eyes.
“The More that you give the more that you have GOD’S love”
“Consider it your down payment on your mansion above”
Yes the more that you sow on your harvest plan.
The more that you will reap with The Son of Man.
Hey this doesn’t have to stop while your alive.
Just sign over your life insurance
So I can have a Mercedes to drive.
Oh here’s a profit on channel 63
Seems like the only think that’s profits is his wallet from me.
I’ve had enough break out the chains & locks.
So I can secure & unplug my Pandora’s box…