Today is M's and Andy's first wedding anniversary. I can't believe a year ago my baby was getting married.
It's also been a year today since Amy and Andy (different Andy) started dating. She seems happy and has been out to see him twice and is coming again either at Christmas or in the spring.
I didn't sleep well last night. Mainly dozed so remember my dreams. It was about you Holly! We were going to some convention and shared a hotel room. I brought my dog Phin, who annoyed you when he peed on the floor. Then you started flirting with the guy in the next room. He brought his huge dog. You wanted to go out to dinner with him so I agreed to watch him. First thing the behemoth monster did was puke all over. I could even smell it. Then he also asked me to watch his pet skunk and kitten. I went searching for you in the busy city streets in my nightgown and matching undies, of course. So you have some explaining to do Missy Holly! Leaving me with huge puking dogs, skunks, and rambunctious kittens to go gallivanting with some dude. Tah! I hold a grudge.
Oh and the brown snow remark still makes no sense, though my poo stinks (ask Becky, we were just talking about that. Boy did it stink that night my belly hurt. The dream dog and I must have eaten the same thing) but I digress, anyway brown snow makes no sense cuz everyone knows my poo is purple!
Now haven't you really missed me? Don't try to butter me up cuz I'm still mad you ditched me for a guy with a huge puking dog, a kitten and a baby skunk. Some friend you are! First you disappear for like forever and then leave me to clean poop. Tah! Again I say Tah!