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Don and Edy (our resident medical consultants), does a valve like Don described always require surgical repair? Please say no.
Chrissy, what's new in your world? Are you working somewhere, writing, speaking, etc.?
CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S - PRETTY AMAZING
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School
of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you
can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and
I bet you cannot resist passing it on.
(Don’t blame me – I just pass them on. )
Well worth remembering....
The World is Mine...Author unknown
Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman and
wished I were as beautiful.
When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble
down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch. But as she passed,
she passed a smile.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have two legs;
the world is mine.
I stopped to buy some candy. The lad who sold it had
I talked with him, he seemed so glad. If I were late,
it'd do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been
It's nice to talk with folks like you. You see," he said,
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have two eyes;
the world is mine.
Later while walking down the street, I saw a child I
He stood and watched the others play, but he did not
know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said, "Why don't you
He looked ahead without a word. I forgot, he couldn't
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have two ears;
the world is mine.
With feet to take me where I'd go. With eyes to see
the sunset's glow.
With ears to hear what I would know.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I've been blessed indeed, the world is mine.
If this poem makes you feel thankful, just forward it
to your friends.
After all, it's just a simple reminder that we have so
much to be thankful for!
Give the gift of love - it never comes back empty !
SUBJECT: FW: Potatoes
>>> - 
>>> WELL, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
>>> And finally they got married, and had a little sweet
>>> Potato, which they CALLED 'Yam.'
>>> Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
>>> When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.
>>> They warned her about going OUT AND GETTING
>>> HALF-BAKED, SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ACCIDENTALLY MASHED,
>>> AND Get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
>>> End up with a bunch of tater tots
>>> Yam said not to worry,
>>> NO SPUD WOULD GET HER INTO THE SACK
>>> AND MAKE A ROTTEN POTATO OUT OF HER!
>>> But on the other hand SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME A Couch
>>> Potato either.
>>> She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
>>> shoestring cousins.
>>> When she went off to EUROPE, MR. AND MRS. POTATO TOLD YAM TO
>>> WATCH OUT FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND AND THE GREASY
>>> GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED THE FRENCH FRIES.
>>> AND When she went out West, to
>>> atch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped...
>>> Yam said she would stay on the straight and
>>> Narrow and wouldn't associate with
>>> Those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of
>>> the tracks who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say,
>>> 'Frito Lay.'
>>> Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
>>> (THAT'S POTATO UNIVERSITY ) so that when she graduated she'd
>>> really be in the Chips.
>>> But in spite of all they did for HER, ONE-DAY YAM CAME HOME And
>>> announced she was
>>> Going to marry Tom Brokaw.
>>> Tom Brokaw! MR. AND MRS. Potato were very upset.
>>> They told Yam she couldn't POSSIBLY MARRY TOM BROKAW BECAUSE HE'S
>>> Are you READY FOR THIS?
>>> Are You sure?
>>> Here it is!
>>> A COMMONTATER
>>> NOW AREN'T YOU SORRY I HAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS?
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