So speaking of chocolate, I was discussing slang appropriate words for diarrhea and came up with Hershey Squirts and the back door trot and the runs. Does anyone have any others? Amy had never heard of the first one.
I say I have trains leaving the station, and if it's really bad, I say I had a cannonball express. If I don't get to the bathroom on time, it results in a brown pants day.