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violin4jesus wrote:Can you do more than one person?
Seriously, this is the only thing that came to mind:
Angelina and Brad Pitt
Must really think they are it
To say it's okay to forgo marriage
With twenty kids in their baby carriage
OldManRivers wrote:ah, an ode to Little Bo Peep,
who counted sheep - one, two- when she couldn't sleep,
but then she dozed - snore, snore - too long one morn,
and woke to find her flock was -snip, snip- shorn.
the original was
ah, an ode to Little Bo Peep,
who counted sheep when she couldn't sleep,
but then she dozed too long one morn,
and woke to find her flock was shorn.
but I then thought it too metered.
glorybee wrote:6. While lines 1 and 2 may be roughly equal in length, lines 3 and 4 may be quite long or quite short, with no regular meter.
beff wrote:I may be drummed out of FW for this... or at the least asked to sit in the corner of your Master Classroom.
Lizzie Andrew Bordon
Evaded tax evasion.
Originally she planned to buffet her parents with the ax.
But due to financial difficulties, she switched to whacks when she heard the government was threatening citizens with a restaurant and buffet tax.
I tried to make the last line stay on one line, but it didn't cooperate.
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