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Best one-liners of the week!

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Best one-liners of the week!

Postby rcthebanditqueen » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:26 pm

So I've been helping out with the summer Vacation Bible School at church this week. So far, here are the champion one-liners:

3. (During discussion time)
Wise Teacher: What are some ways we can turn the other cheek to someone who hurts us?
Small Child: Run away to Mexico!!

2. (Also during discussion time)
Wise Teacher: Somebody name for me an example of a "feeling".
Small Child: *waves arm exuberantly*
Wise Teacher: Yes, Small Child?
Small Child: KARATE!!!!!!!!!

1. (During post-session staff meeting)
*Staff members gossip, discuss parents of their small charges*
Staff Member #1: Oh yeah, so-and-so's uncle works for the funeral home here in town.
Staff Member #2: People are just dying to get in there.

Hope it will give somebody a chuckle. :D

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Re: Best one-liners of the week!

Postby RedBaron » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:35 pm

Cute :)
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Re: Best one-liners of the week!

Postby sarakhan » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:17 am

nice and good post
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Re: Best one-liners of the week!

Postby oznoel » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:41 pm

One liners are so memorable - though one liner I can think of was the Titanic; but that's another story.

There's every chance that grandparents might occasionally brag about their grandchildren, so ...
Our daughter tells of being in church with her six-year-old. He was very intrigued with a lady who was waving her arms beside the pulpit, and asked - in a stage whisper - what she was doing.

"She's using sign language so deaf people can know what the worship leader is saying," my daughter whispered - discreetly.

When the singing started, when he saw her continue her signing, he asked even louder, "Why don't they read the words in the screen :?: :?: :?:"

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Re: Best one-liners of the week!

Postby Deb Porter » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:32 pm

Why does it not surprise me to find Noel in this thread. :wink: :lol:
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