So I've been helping out with the summer Vacation Bible School at church this week. So far, here are the champion one-liners:
3. (During discussion time)
Wise Teacher: What are some ways we can turn the other cheek to someone who hurts us?
Small Child: Run away to Mexico!!
2. (Also during discussion time)
Wise Teacher: Somebody name for me an example of a "feeling".
Small Child: *waves arm exuberantly*
Wise Teacher: Yes, Small Child?
Small Child: KARATE!!!!!!!!!
1. (During post-session staff meeting)
*Staff members gossip about...er, discuss parents of their small charges*
Staff Member #1: Oh yeah, so-and-so's uncle works for the funeral home here in town.
Staff Member #2: People are just dying to get in there.
Hope it will give somebody a chuckle.