Edy, someone sent those to me. I have always loved puns. In the recent 15 years of substituting in a private high school, the students called me the Pun Lady, and would ask me what the pun of the day was. They did not want one I'd read or heard, but one I'd just made up. Admittedly, in the latter years,I had to repeat some. I did tell them that if I thought of them, other people with "punny" minds would also.--but here are a few of their favorites of mine:
wine makers--really long hard homework assignments
free-for-all--a fight nobody has to pay to see.
poetry--what we sit under to write verse
neuron--Ronald McDonald after a face lift
crowbar--where blackbirds go for happy hour
coffee--less than a sneeze fee
I had an entire repertoire of "bull" jokes . . .
chargeable offense--when a cow attacks her husband
compatible--sign you won't see in a petting zoo
parables--I had two, but I sold one.
imaginable--Just close your eyes.
and my students' two favorites:
microwavable--But step, way, way back!