Where am I? Well, had a busy weekend wit a belated birthday party for Don. I've also been trying to write, but I am SO stuck! Got a huge case of writer's block I just can't get around at the moment.
Chrissy, sounds like you are making progress on the place. Keep us updated.
Love all the jokes and puns. I've been sitting here reading and laughing the last ten minutes.In fact, it's birdie nap time here and I laughed so hard once or twice I was afraid I was going to wake them. I enjoy them, but they are like toddlers, so I enjoy the peace and quiet when they are resting.
Okay, not to be outdone:
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Texas," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Texas too!
Let's have another round to Texas."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Texas?"
"Houston," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go too?"
"San Jacinto, replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's up?" he asks the bartender.
Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The Johnson twins are
A few west Texas weather jokes:
1. "It's been so dry that we got catfish in the creek three years old that haven't learned to swim yet."
2. "Moisture once got so scarce in southwest Texas they had to put stamps on letters with paperclips."
3. A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Texas?"
A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?"
The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."
"Well," the rancher puffed up, "We got about two and a half inches of that."
4. "Saw a dog chasing a jackrabbit out in West Texas one day and it was so hot they both were walking."
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