ready2go wrote:RiversidePeace wrote:ready2go wrote:Have you ever had some unknown person about 6'-8" tall with shoulders over 3' wide and a head the size of an over-inflated soccer ball decide to sit directly in front of you at church or some other event?
Well, it happened to me at church yesterday. I couldn't look around him, and I couldn't look above him. I couldn't move anywhere else 'cause the church was packed. I could hear the choir singing, but they were unseen. The Pastor's message could have been a recording for all I knew.
For situations like that, the ushers should hand out periscopes.
DON, shame on you. You missed an opportunity. You could have SNORED, SIGHED LOUDLY, BELCH and even PASSED WIND right up close to him and he would move alright. People would glare at him, move away from him and turn their heads to see who was releasing these discusting noises. He would have slid down in his chair very happily.
But, I don't make disgusting noises.
A chance to be bold.